Sundries★ ★

Increase your snack-tical advantage with this classic baked pudding made with apples and brown sugar. It's weapons-grade tasty!

Gross (144 units)	$324
Great gross (1,728 units)	$6,174
Balanced Budget Value Pack (20,736 units)	$46,250 (you save $406)

Thanks for doing your part! It's not easy funding the US's military budget. In fact in 2002 alone we spent $295 billion more than Russia (our closest competitor)!

Our famous Nigerian recipe. The Iraqis might not have any, but we do! Don't sit around and wait for British intelligence to confirm its delectable taste. Order some for yourself today!

Gross (144 units)	$324
Great gross (1,728 units)	$6,174
Balanced Budget Value Pack (20,736 units)	$46,250 (you save $406)

Please consider writing your Congressman and asking them to release the current funds that are now needlessly wasting away in the bloated Medicare budget. With that money we could fund Defense spending for an additional 5 to six years. You can make a difference!

Overwhelm your neighbors with a sudden and overpowering display of deliciousness. Makes a great surprise gift they'll never forget!

Gross (144 units)	$324
Great gross (1,728 units)	$6,174
Balanced Budget Value Pack (20,736 units)	$46,250 (you save $406)

When it is all said and done, the new Ballistic Missile Defense System is going to cost over 700 billion dollars to build. That's over twice what it would cost to bring the nation's existing schools into good overall condition. So let's kick this bakesale into double-time!

Get hunger before it gets you! Share these famine fighters with friends or keep them all to yourself.

Baker's Gross	$500
Baker's Great Gross	$600
Balanced Budget Value Pack	$50,000

Made in the USA (except for approximately 3% of ingredients).

We use chocolate so dark that it's not legal on the civillian market*! Your tummy won't see the flavor coming!

Half Acre-Foot	$425,000
One Acre-Foot	$850,000
Hectare (with decorative box)	$2,000,000

Remember that each B2 Stealth Bomber costs us a billion dollars to build and maintain. At $10 per pound, that's 100 million pounds of fudge to buy a bomber. If there are 20lbs of fudge in a cubic foot, we need to sell 5 million cubic feet to meet our goal. That's 115 acre-foot of fudge (or roughly 11 city blocks) to buy just one Stealth Bomber. And let's face it, who can buy only one?