armybakesale.com - exporting democracy and baked goods since 2003

Unlike other organizations which sell cookies, ARMYBAKESALE.com doesn't rely on inexperienced young civilians going door-to-door. Harness the power of the United States military and have your order rapidly deployed overseas!

Note:
Please be careful to provide accurate shipping information. Relying on the CIA to provide accurate information for the military is time-consuming, expensive and often inaccurate. Don't let your order be shipped to someone who doesn't deserve it.

your name:

email address:

Thanks to the Department of Homeland Security and the Office of Total Information Awareness, ordering is easier than ever!

There’s no need to provide your credit card number or other financial information, because in accordance with the USA PATRIOT Act, the Federal Government and its coalition of freedom-loving corporate allies already have this information on file!

Cookies
Product		quantity	unit	subtotal
	peanut clusters
	macaroons ready to eat
	democratic govern-mints
	infan-treats
	mother of all brownies
	kellogg, brown, and root rice krispie treats
Sundries
Product		quantity	unit	subtotal
	bouncing brown betty
	yellow cake
	blintz-kreig
	coalition cupcakes
	dark chocolate "stealth" fudge
Beverages
Product		quantity	unit	subtotal
	grapalm
	milk
	lemonade
	orange julius

You do not need to enter any other information. We already have all your identifying information on file.

DELIVERY OPTIONS:


	Standard Delivery Products are delivered at a time of our choosing, subject to a variety of factors including weather and pockets of resistance


	Amphibious Assault


	Airdrop You must have access to airstrip and/or flyover rights; not available in Turkey, Jordan, Egypt, France, former Soviet Union; guaranteed delivery within 15 miles of your address.


	Next-Day Tactical Insertion small orders only

optional: shipping insurance / armed escort

total price

* ARMYBAKESALE.com and its couriers can not be held liable for damage associated with misdirected airdrops, inaccurate GPS information, or incidental property seized at time of delivery

** Certain delivery times may become classified during transit.

*** At time of purchase you will be given a unique tracking number. This number will be used to track you.

**** At this time all shipments to Cuba must be handled through an authorized re-seller.