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| Standard issue at all bake sales, the MRE is a treat your family can enjoy for years to come. Plus, they're chemically engineered to have a 200-year shelf life, so you can buy in bulk and stockpile for an emergency. | Gross (144 units): | $324
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| Great gross (1,728 units): | $6,174
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| Balanced Budget Value Pack (20,736 units): | $46,250 (you save $406!)
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FUN FACT!
Each MRE comes with a water-activated exothermic chemical heater which raises the temperature of the macaroons by 100 F in just 12 minutes, so you can get that fresh-out-of-the-oven feeling when you're on the go!
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| Parents
know there's no better way to disperse a mob of hungry children
than with the taste-tastic CC-151 Peanut Clusters. Each one delivers
hundreds of high-yield flavor explosions. Available modification:
CC-151A, Caramel Nut Clusters.
| Gross: | $144
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| Great Gross: | $1,728
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| Balanced Budget Value Pack: |
$20, 536
(you save $200!)
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HELP US MEET OUR GOAL!
Your United States Army needs to raise $2.1 million for a replacement engine for each Chinook MK2/A2 transport helicopter. That means we need to sell just over 1,215 great gross of CC-151 Peanut Clusters (or only 102 “Balanced Budget Value Packs”). So eat up and support our troops, because that engine's not going to buy itself. |
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| Sorry, Democratic Govern-Mints are on back order and are taking much longer to arrive than we'd expected. Until then, please accept a motley assortment of our popular INTERIM GOVERN-MINTS. When the regular mints arrive (scheduled delivery: June '04 but no ironclad guarantees), we'll replace the Interim Mints with a minimum of unrest.
| CC-002 - Democratic Govern-mints |
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| Gross: | [out of stock]
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[out of stock]
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CC-001 Interim Govern-mints
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| Gross: | $72
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| Great Gross: | $864
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| Balanced Budget Value Pack: |
$10,000 (you save $368!) |
HELP US MEET OUR GOAL!
When you think Interim Govern-Mints, think snipers! This month, proceeds from Interim Govern-Mints go towards equipping the Special Forces with XM107 Long Range Sniper Rifles with PVS-10 base. Each XM107 LRSR/M24 SW1 costs $1,180, so that means that every 16.4 gross of Govern-Mints you order gives another freedom loving sniper the tools he needs to do his job.
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| An army of fun!
| Squad (10): | $12.50
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| Platoon (44): | $55
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| Company (190): | $237.50
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| Battalion (900): | $1,125
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| Brigade (5,000): | $6,250
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| Division (15,000): | $18,750
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| Corps (45,000): | $56,250
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| Peacekeeping Force (130,000): |
$161,850
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Shock and awe your family and friends with the highly enriched sugar payload of the M.O.A.B. Stage a decapitation strike on hunger!
| Gross: | $144
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| Great Gross: | $1,728
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| Balanced Budget Value Pack: |
$20, 536
(you save $200!)
| We built the largest ever mass-produced brownie ever made.
Just because we could.
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| Marshmallows + Rice Krispies = Victory!
| Gross: | $1,180
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| Great Gross: | $18,165
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| Balanced Budget Value Pack: |
not available for KBR products
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DID YOU KNOW?
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The recipe for Kellogg, Brown and Root Rice Krispie Treats comes from none other than Second Lady Lynn Cheney!
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KBR Rice Krispie Treats are provided to ARMYBAKESALE.com through an exclusive, no-bid contract with Marshmallow Burton Confectioners.
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I had been put in charge of getting dessert for our firm wide Christmas party. I totally forgot about it till the last minute. Luckily ARMYBAKESALE.com is open 24 hours a day. I ordered half a billion cookies online and they got them there just in time. Thanks, Pete Olson
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