Standard issue at all bake sales, the MRE is a treat your family can enjoy for years to come. Plus, they're chemically engineered to have a 200-year shelf life, so you can buy in bulk and stockpile for an emergency.



Parents know there's no better way to disperse a mob of hungry children than with the taste-tastic CC-151 Peanut Clusters. Each one delivers hundreds of high-yield flavor explosions. Available modification: CC-151A, Caramel Nut Clusters.



Sorry, Democratic Govern-Mints are on back order and are taking much longer to arrive than we'd expected. Until then, please accept a motley assortment of our popular INTERIM GOVERN-MINTS. When the regular mints arrive (scheduled delivery: June '04 but no ironclad guarantees), we'll replace the Interim Mints with a minimum of unrest.



An army of fun!






Shock and awe your family and friends with the highly enriched sugar payload of the M.O.A.B. Stage a decapitation strike on hunger!





Marshmallows + Rice Krispies = Victory!






I had been put in charge of getting dessert for our firm wide Christmas party. I totally forgot about it till the last minute. Luckily ARMYBAKESALE.com is open 24 hours a day. I ordered half a billion cookies online and they got them there just in time.
Thanks,
Pete Olson













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